Space Gits

Space Gits is a humorous, dexterity-based miniature wargame where players command bands of drunk space orcs fighting on a 2×2 table. The game, often played in 30-60 minutes, features unique mechanics like stacking dice on models, bottle-cap looting.

Key Gameplay Elements:

• Core Mechanics: Players use dice rolls for movement and to simulate drunken, unpredictable movement. Combat involves a rock-paper-scissors mechanic (thump, pinch, shove).
• The “Tower of Power”: Damage is tracked by building towers of dice on top of miniature orcs; if the tower collapses, the orc falls over.
• Looting & Chaos: The goal is to collect bottle caps (loot) while causing chaos in the “megacity of Gnork”.
• Vehicle & Campaign Rules: The game includes rules for using vehicles to smash enemies and a campaign system for leveling up orcs.
• “Tilt Alarm” & Cops: Rules include penalties for knocking over enemy towers and a timer representing the arrival of “cops,” ending the game.